Limbaugh's Epistle to United States voters

Following is Chapter 9, verses 16-23, from the First Epistle of Limbaugh to Republican, Democrat, Conservative, Liberal, Libertarian, and Independent voters in the United States of America.

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"If I proclaim the gospel of Conservatism, this gives me no ground for boasting, for an obligation is laid on me, and woe to me if I do not proclaim the gospel of Conservatism. For if I do this of my own will, I have a reward; but if not of my own will, I am entrusted with a commission. What then is my reward? Just this: That in my proclamation I may make the gospel of Conservatism free of charge, so as not to make full use of my rights in the gospel of Conservatism."

"For though I am free with respect to all, I have made myself a slave of Conservatism so that I might create more Conservatives. To the Republicans and Libertarians, I became like a Republican in order to help Republicans win the presidential election. To the Democrats, I became their enemy so that I might help the Republicans win the presidential election. To the Liberals and Independents, I became their enemy so that I might help the Republicans win the presidential election. To the weak, I became strong so that I might help the Republicans with the presidential election. I have become all these things to all voters so that I might by all means save the United States from Democrats, Liberals, Independents, and Socialism. I do it all for the sake of the gospel of Conservatism so that I may share in its blessings."

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Today, sensible citizens of the United States know that Limbaugh's proclaiming the gospel of Conservatism was of no help to the Republican candidate for president, John McCain, who did not win the election. Instead, with his prejudicial, demeaning, and hate-filled rhetoric, Limbaugh energized more than enough Democrats, Liberals, Independents, and some Republicans and Libertarians, to vote for and elect the Democrat's candidate for president, Barack Obama, and elect enough Democrat candidates to gain control of the Senate and the House of Representatives.

Will Socialism become a strong influence in the government of the United States? Will Limbaugh issue another epistle? Will he live until the next presidential election? Time will tell...

WAKE UP AMERICA!