Following is Psalm 30 that Limbaugh's followers recite in his praise:
I exalt you, O Limbaugh, because you have lifted me up and have not let my Democrat enemies triumph over me.
O Limbaugh, I cry out to you and you restore me to my radical right-wing conservative senses.
You bring me up, O Limbaugh, from a dead political party, you restore my life and keep me from going to the grave as a Democrat.
Sing praise to Limbaugh all you faithful; give thanks for his radical right-wing conservative beliefs.
Limbaugh's wrath is short; his favor lasts a lifetime. Weeping spends the night but the joy of Limbaugh comes in the morning.
Limbaugh makes me feel secure, I shall never be disturbed.
You, Limbaugh, with your favor makes me as strong as the mountains. When you hide your face I am filled with fear.
I cry to you O Limbaugh, I plead with you, saying, "What profit is there if I go down with Democrats? Will they praise you or declare your faithfulness?"
Hear, O Limbaugh, and have mercy upon me; Oh Limbaugh, be my helper.
You turn my wailing into dancing, you put off my Democrat sackcloth and clothe me with the joy of radical right-wing conservatism.
Therefore my heart sings to you without ceasing; Oh Limbaugh, I will give you thanks forever.
Very clever, Nik. I wonder what his radio talk-show audience would think of this if they saw it.
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